milktea- asked: Take pictures of your poop everyday & post it. :)

Normally I would say “ANYTHING 4U BB <3”. But… No

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Anonymous asked: i ate macaroni and cheese and i took a poop the next day some of the noodles were in my poop why

The digestion that went on in your body was like the Holocaust. The pasta: the surviving Jews. I hope you’re not supporting Hitler on this one…What’s weird about this is that mac n cheese is usually really soft. a few questions:

1) Did you cook the macaroni thoroughly? 

2) Did you chew or just chug it down? This could be a reason for your obesity… ya know… if you have that problem

3) Does your stomach hurt? Have your mom rub it

4) Did your poop look like that picture below? Or did you eat the poop with pasta in it and then poop that out?

I hope this helped! :)

Danny Elfman Gifs <3 for all you myfacewhen needs

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My complete collection of Danny Elfman gifs i have amassed over my time online from different forums/websites. 

None of them belong to me. I lack the brilliance to make gifs. If you know the original owners then feel free to tag them.