milktea- asked: Take pictures of your poop everyday & post it. :)
Normally I would say “ANYTHING 4U BB <3”. But… No
@1 month ago with 1 notemilktea- asked: Take pictures of your poop everyday & post it. :)
Normally I would say “ANYTHING 4U BB <3”. But… No
@1 month ago with 1 note| Stranger: | Never had somebody this interested in me. |
| Me: | Well, i'm kinda weird myself. |
| Stranger: | Quite possible. But I assure you, I'm really not interesting. So try not to waste your time. |
| Me: | Waste my time? I waste all my time so I don't think it matters where I waste it... |
→ Oingo Boingo: Stay (1985) » [x]
this is not a horse race
where winners beat the time
this is not a funeral
with mourners in a line
this is not a sitcom
where everything’s alright
this is not a prison
with terror through the night
Anonymous asked: i ate macaroni and cheese and i took a poop the next day some of the noodles were in my poop why
The digestion that went on in your body was like the Holocaust. The pasta: the surviving Jews. I hope you’re not supporting Hitler on this one…What’s weird about this is that mac n cheese is usually really soft. a few questions:
1) Did you cook the macaroni thoroughly?
2) Did you chew or just chug it down? This could be a reason for your obesity… ya know… if you have that problem
3) Does your stomach hurt? Have your mom rub it
4) Did your poop look like that picture below? Or did you eat the poop with pasta in it and then poop that out?

I hope this helped! :)
@1 month ago with 1 note@2 months ago with 10 notesMy complete collection of Danny Elfman gifs i have amassed over my time online from different forums/websites.
None of them belong to me. I lack the brilliance to make gifs. If you know the original owners then feel free to tag them.